(Not So) Frequently Asked Questions

Who’s behind this fun lovin’ lizard and this local biz?
Check out our story here!

What about COVID-19? Although a bit of a bummer, it is the new normal, so here’s what we do: we make your cake with utmost care (masks, gloves, and all), just like restaurants make pizza. We then bake it in the oven for a long time, then straight into a tamper-proof box ready for your contactless delivery. You take it out of the box and enjoy it with gusto!

Can I order more than one dessert? Yes and if you have a large order, please give us a call to chat about details.

​What is the minimum order?  1 dessert.

Can you deliver tomorrow? When can you deliver? Can you deliver at a specific time? We strive to get you your dessert(s) within 48 hours of ordering. Everything is made from scratch, when you order it. We are also a new small, local business. It could be that we’ve run out of fruit and need to go get more. Best to order ahead and give us at least 48 hours, or let us know when you want it delivered (e.g. order on Tuesday for Thursday or Saturday delivery). Just drop us a line (or a lizard)! πŸ™‚

When do you deliver? Likely at night. We’ll be honest, we’re busy, and with traffic in this area, we try to do all our deliveries either on the weekends or late in the evenings. When we start working on your order, we’ll text you. When we are on the way to deliver your order, we’ll text you too. Regardless, it will be a sweet surprise!!!

Do you have any locations open? Currently we do not have a storefront. We do, however, provide contactless delivery in the Washington Metro Area.

​Where do you deliver? Currently delivering within 25 miles of Alexandria, VA. This includes Northern Virginia, Washington, DC and southern parts of Maryland.

​How much will it cost to deliver? We charge $1 for every 1 mile we have to drive. When you put in your zip code on the checkout page, it will automatically calculate the delivery cost for you.

​Do you cater to offices, events, baby showers, and or weddings? Yes, please contact us and we can chat about the details. Locations for catering can be outside our delivery area.

​Do you do custom orders? Yes, please inquire using the contact form.

​Can I cancel my order? Probably not. We ask that you cancel any orders 48 hours in advance of delivery.Β  Otherwise, we will not be able to respond/react in time to stop the fulfillment of your order, which is why we ask for the 48-hour notice. Why not ask us to deliver it to a friend instead? It will make everyone happy!

​Can I request a refund if I am unhappy with my order?Β  Suppose so … but … really? It’s dessert with booze in it. Surely this must have brought you s o m e happiness. We would certainly like to hear from you if you aren’t happy, and we sincerely apologize. We’re a small, family run business trying to do our best. Maybe we can have a drink over Zoom? πŸ™‚

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